grande peinture à l'échelle

BACK DOWN UNDER by Christopher Jewitt

First series of paintings since returning from 1+1/2 years overseas.

Modern Man Cave by Christopher Jewitt

Spanish Experiments. Stage 1. by Christopher Jewitt

Final works completed in France for 2015 by Christopher Jewitt

christopher jewitt final works completed in france in 2015 oil on canvas 185cm x 260cm

Dear France,

You have been a rural Pierre Puvis de Chavannes tripper-snipper coupe of Le Rustique camembert on Jean-Louis French oak log's from Christophe's wood yard fired oven bread, slightly charred base with small remnants of coal, eat too much and your stomach huffs as an extinguished well used fire place during European harsh winters running non-stop-like for fear of cold-feet-on-floor-don't-like-wearing-slippers-coz-my-feet-will-sweat friendly place. Basically, you kept me on my toes, you kept me warm and sometimes cold and you allowed me to feel gut buzzers as good slugs of Pere Magloire Fine V.S. Calvardos will give you on a lonely evening.

Thank you so much.


the start of another season by Christopher Jewitt

Keep an eye on this post as snippets of new work are constantly caught on the web.

As new shows for 2016 skirmish their way closer a variety of new projects are in the making. 

new paintings for nov 2015

All I Desired. by Christopher Jewitt

all i desired was sex (number 1)

Size: 260cm x 180-200cm 

Material: Acrylic on secondhand floral bedsheets.

all i desired was sex (number 2)


Two Gloucestershire Old Spots raided my painting site, rummaging through titanium zincs and snouted aluminium ladders.

I will patch the paintings with canvas.

I will make brushes from their hair. 

absurde avec l'absurdité. or wildly unreasonable. by Christopher Jewitt

wildly unreasonable

Consoling her boyfriend after he missed out on the last bottle of Vaseline Hand Lotion For Men at David Jones. She said, 'Babe, at least we have a Nespresso Coffee Machine.'

turin shroud